Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

Cody

When Used in a Corporate assistance sense a Cody (means helpful, i'm being sarchastic)is a employee who answers the phone and although their title is Tech support, or help desk they cannot actually help you from no fault of your own.

Hello; My printer is down and its the only printer in the office, we need a 300$ part? how soon can you ship? 3 MONTHS! Thanks you Cody!