A specialist in randomness and randomization.
Ivan: How is he so random?
Tyson: Bro, he's a randomizationeer! Of course he's like that.
An avid follower of colloquialism.
They say that he's a colloquialist, so expect quite the amount of slang and informalities from him.
As defined by Twitch user silversquid1414 on a TommyNFG stream that took place on the 28th of March 2024, a "cumbass" refers to a guy who is stupid, bad at video games, and can jerk off in a matter of seconds. It means short, weird, and a freak, and more.
Ivan: How did he get one off in less than 30 seconds?!
Dan: Ah, John is a cumbass.