wasp

w.a.s.p... we are scary posers.

Kurt cobain had a W.A.S.P sticker on some of his guitars.

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noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

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John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

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Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

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vein train to a-town

anal sex

I gave her a ride on the vein train to a-town.

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soup

1.) a liquid-based food usually with noodles or vegetables, and usually served warm or hot.
2.) a dumb buttplug on this site who says a lot of stupid crap about the President, Arnold (The Governator), and various other people, places, and things. In addition, he is extremely immoral and the topics he picks to define on this site are disgusting. (OBSERVE BELOW, YOU SHALL SEE.)

1.) Campbell's Soup....mmm mmm good!
2.) Actual definitions by "soup":

-(Definition of Arnold Schwarzenegger:) The antithesis of democratic values;
an election that is a set up or is a joke.
See George Bush
Gonzalez, Lima, Peru:
"Are you going to vote in the election?"
Freddo, Lima, Peru:
"No way man the candidates are all Arnold Schwarzenegger's"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-(Definition of George Bush:) Just another stupid conservative male running anouther stupid conservative country
Just another reason why America represents so much that is wrong with the world
An excellent answer to an essay titled:
"what was the main problem the world faced in the beginning of the 21st century?"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.
"What's better than Memphis? Anything."
Source: Soup, May 20, 2004

(NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE DISGUSTING THINGS HE WROTE?)
-(Definition of Catalin:) East European homosexual pride dance. Known for double anal penetration.
When I kicked him, my foot went clear to the ankle in his ass, he must have been a Cataliner.
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003

-(Definition of Monkey Grip:) The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle
Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003

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alang

what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed

david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg

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