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Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.
Puppet Yoda is cool.
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When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
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A misunderstanding of smooch.
I love you. Sooch?
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When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.
You pot head.
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When you yeet yourself off a bridge.
My dad beats me constantly with his belt and my butt is red, therefore I am going to sermit kuicide.
8π 3π
When you digest any type of dick.
Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.
Basketball, watermelon, fried chicken, rap, chains, Jordans, jumping high, you get the point.
Since I am not black, I can't do sports.
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