yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

body shot

A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

After about 10 Coors Lights she was ready to do body shots.

furbyz

mike wells or any brown haired blue eyes skinny player like him

I can see furbyz ribs!

facrot

1. a unit of measure for the immeasurably stupid.
2. a moron

As a unit of measure:
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.

The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.

mmm rah

1. (n.)a way of expressing frusteration
2. (v.) To release anger verbally
3. (n.)a vocalization expressed when one is unable to find a word to use.

1. "he's just so.. mmm rah!"

2. <or used by itsself as in> "MMM RAH!"

koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

Fake Hollywood

1. Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face



Source: anonymous, Sep 19, 2003


^I like the one when the misogystic little urban dictionary faggot is getting his dick sucked and then the chick reaches for the butcher knife and cuts the little faggot wanker's pin dick off and shoves it down his fat mouth!

It's called the "shutup ya fag" maneuver!