the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

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jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

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fuck rag

An insult, but also the rag that is used to clean up after having a fuck with someone, thus fuck rag.

"You cum-drenched fuck rag"

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talking shit

The process of talking behind someone's back about them.

"She was talking shit about me at the party"

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momocrohn

A Momson who want to be a Crohnson

Josh E is a Momocrohn

Whore Supervisor

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

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sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

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