Ben

An atrocious bastard who's only joy in life is licking cock. He is a gay bastard who enjoys sitting at his computer, enjoying cyber-sex with men. He is an untrustworthy person and should not be trusted. He has no life and will remain single for the rest of his poor life. The only real friend he has is his left hand.

Person 1: Hi. How are you?
Person 2: Not so good.

Person 1: Well at least you aren't a Ben.

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Eduardo

Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.

Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.

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