maggot family

the family next door to you in your trailer park who live off of welfare checks and child support from thier dead-beat spouse, who are too cheap to legally devorce and spend all thier money on crack and booze, and often neglects their children, and live in a trailer of about 10 people, and take shits in thier bathtub after their toilet overflows, and whos cleanliness is often un-bearable. Whos mother is a crack-whore, and has booty-do, and whos ass is wider than her shoulders are.

The people next door.

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Led zeppelin

Supposedly the greatest rock band on earth but people need to stop and think about it some more. Just because a band has talent doesn't mean they put it together to sound good. Jimmy page's long drawn out solos take away the whole point of a song and turn them more into instrumentals. Robert Plant has the girliest voice in rock and dresses to match. John Bonham is way overrated and even though I hate Rush to Neil Peart is a way more talented drummer. John Paul Jones really does nothing for the band since you can never hear his bass and apparently they say he does extra sounds like synthesizers and crap but that only takes htting a button. They really never invented or barely innovated anything because the stones were doing it before them. Almost every Led Zeppelin song is slow and boring with Robert PLant crying his ass off and then calling it singing when it's not. They also have a problem with having enogh lyrics to fill out the 6-7 minute song they clog up a cd with. The lyrics may be the worst part of all, people say they have so much meaning but no one can actually prove where the meanings are. NOt everyone likes Led Zeppelin and no one should have to deal with all these die hard "Led Heads" and their pointless blabbering on how Led Zeppelin is so great when they really aren't.

Overrated band that really has no true substance

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homobiacalitor

one who has dick sucked by a man then kisses the dick suckin man.

god mike ur homobiacalitor

art fag

fruity artistic types, usually found on college campuses--almost all are art, drama, English, or music majors

"You're majoring in drama? You're not an art fag, are you?"

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nut mayo

That smelly white stuff that's all stick and comes out when you rub your wanker.

I put some nut mayo on my balogna sandwich.

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capping

To have a piercing of one's PA. To then remove the piercing, and masturbate in such a way that when ejaculation occurs, the tip of the penis is covered in order for the semen to be expelled via the pierced hole.

Patrick Drummand is frequently involved in capping.

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smutthead

synonomous with butthead but nicer.. sounding anyway.... tailored for smaller ears.

In earshot of a toddler??? yell SMUTTHEAD!! in traffic instead. mix well with evil looks that do not draw attention to you.

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