Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.