Preteen

A bunch of salty little assholes who like to try and be older than themselves, always try to look/act “special” and “unique” when in reality they’re just idiots who need to pipe down and not act like everyone cares about them

Preteen Girl: No, I don’t like that band, I like THIS band because I’m my own person and nobody can influence me
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything

Red Tube

The free version of YouTube Red

Guy 1: Have you seen the new show on YouTube Red?
Guy 2: Can’t, I don’t have any money
Guy 1: Oh, just get Red Tube then, it’s free

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