Bodmin

Bodmin famous for its old Goal (prison), that's the only good point even if it is now letdown by developing it.

No the bad bits more commonly known as DogBin, it's the armpit of Cornwall.

The public toilets have unsightly metal boxes attached inside on the walls for the druggies to put needles in that they have all shared for heroin, also the toilet blocks are places to avoid not only because of that it's also the smell and the sounds or groaning of two men enjoying a lockin in a cubicle.

Then the town it's self a lady on every corner, well I say lady.

They have knickers attached to braces so they don't have to pull them up any more.

Then we have the youth "wait a min they are on the corners as well" waiting for the local delivery service where you can get anything you want expect for groceries.

Even birds fly upside down over Bodmin as it's not worth shitting on !!??

Bodmin is connected to Wadebridge via the camel trail, Wadebridge people try to block it of as to stop dogbiners coming into Wadebridge.

Let's go to "Bodmin" as we want to enjoy the local cuisine of age old crusty knickers

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Padstow

Padstow is a town on the river Camel.

It's host several rich people who look down on the yokels and then the poor pick up pitchforks and touches to try to take control.
Also once a year people of Padstow become racist (well no more than normal) they dress up like little girls and some wear boot polish on their faces and walk around the town in a drunken state.

I'm going to "Padstow" for my holidays as I vote BNP