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Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 26, 2019


Mega bitch

Audrey Belrose from Hunie pop

"Ooooo, she's a little a little feisty one. huh?"
"This is what we refer to as a mega bitch. Confidence is key here. She has to know you're in charge and her bullshit isn't going to phase you. So, whatever you do. Just stay cool."

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 26, 2019