Guallpa

Guallpa is the last name of a Mexican. (Before you say RACIST) It's not, look it up. The people with this last name are not nice. They're quite mean actually. Now don't be fooled, they might seem nice at first, but they're actually evil. They will trick and lure you in. DON'T fall for it. Before you know it, they stress you out and make you break out all over your face!

"Omg is that a Guallpa?!"
"Yes, I heard they make people break out!"
"Oh, that's horrible."

Saponara

This is the last name of an Italian. They are pretty special. Saponara's are very rare people to find. Once you find one, befriend them as fast as you can! Let me tell you, they're angels. They make you happy, have the best laugh, and will listen to you. Don't get me started on the food. Gosh, the spaghetti. It's amazing.

"No way, is that a Saponara?!"
"Yup, sure is"
"Wow, I better go say hi right away!"