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Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
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Furry: Nothi- OwO WHAT IS THIS?!
Person: End my life.
An expression used to express serious "are you kidding me right this second."
Teacher: Okay kids! What is water made of?
Kid 1: Hydrogen?
Me: B R U H T H I S K I D D O E S N ' T K N O W W H A T H 2 O I S. (having a literal bruh moment)