carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut

Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The sound of a microwave for your micro penis. :)

Your fat ass getting up at 3 am to make instant noodles:

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

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4chan but its gay

4 chan but gay

"MMM 4chan but its gay"

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