Jess

Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-

Me “Jess are you crying”
Jess “no I’m fabulous duhhh”

3👍 6👎

Dale

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist

Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”

Andrew

That kid who looks like the donkey from shrek

“Wow Andrew look fucking weird”

Adan

Gross mf I hate - always horny

“Get tf out my face Adan”

20👍 10👎

Brian

That one really y’all guy who is a good friend but is no longer good to talk to because he became extra dry- he is unaware of the fact he is an amazing human being

“Wow Brian is a fucking dinosaur he so talll”

Noah

Lowkey the cutest mf like to exist kinda emo but it okies cuz he’s a pretty boy

“I love Noah he so pretty”

20👍 6👎

Connor

The og hype man, hyped you up on anything and is actually cool as hell

“Connor I like your color bones”

11👍 3👎