Whoopadeth-19

It's a horrible mixture of whooping cough and covid-19. The only way to catch it is to cough inside contagious boiling water.

Man1: yo man I have *cough sneeze achoooo* whoopadeth-19..

Man2: stay the fuck away from me

Finger

That thing on your hand tat you point with

Man1: I want fingers for lunch
Man2: Cannibalismq
Man1: your fingers
Man2: A-

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!