It's a horrible mixture of whooping cough and covid-19. The only way to catch it is to cough inside contagious boiling water.
Man1: yo man I have *cough sneeze achoooo* whoopadeth-19..
Man2: stay the fuck away from me
Woman1: do you know the muffin man?
Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!
That thing on your hand tat you point with
Man1: I want fingers for lunch
Man2: Cannibalismq
Man1: your fingers
Man2: A-