farmers insurance

We are farmers bum ba dum ba dum dum dum

Farmers Insurance

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Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

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ball stabber

My asshole cat that will hospitalize anyone who is of the male gender

Friend: Hows your cat been
Me: you mean ball stabber?

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