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Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.
Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.
Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl
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A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.
Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.
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A mediocre guitarist, who attained popularity in the god-awful rock band Guns n' Roses. He's known for his long, curly black hair, his Les Paul guitar, a top hat, and a cigarette permanently drooping out of the corner of his mouth.
Jesus, people! He can play a goddamn scale! If you want an actual guitar god, see Jimmy Page. Slash is just a big wanker.
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Seriously, AC/DC fucking blows. Their lyrics suck, and both Bon Scott and Brian Johnson sound like 80 year olds who've smoked all their lives.
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The REAL greatest southern rock band of all time. The Allman Brothers were a blues-rock band from Macon, Georgia. There were actually only two real "Allman brothers" in the band, Duane (the 2nd greatest guitarist of all time, according to Rolling Stone), and Gregg, who played organ. The other members were lead guitarist Dickey Betts, bassist Berry Oakley, and drummers Butch Trucks and Jaimoe Johanson. Sadly, Duane Allman was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1971, and Berry Oakley met the same fate just a year later. The remaining members stumbled along until the early '80s, when they dissolved due to infighting and drug abuse. They reunited with several new members in 1989, and continue to tour. In 2000, Dickey Betts was fired because of his alcoholism, and the band has continued without him.
Seriously, Lynyrd Skynyrd is great, but they are far from the greatest southern rock band of all time. The Allman Brothers invented the genre, and they're still the best.
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A place to escape from the evil government conspiracy to brainwash public school students into being emotional wrecks, dependent on the Man and ready to waste their life in a factory or cubicle.
Praise Jesus! My family has enough money (barely) to send me to private school and save me from the Man!
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A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.
Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!
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