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How to be a Scene Kid:

- Get yourself a stupidly thick and uneven fringe (usually parted to the side) that looks like you've cut it yourself, mainly because you have cut it yourself. Remember, Scenes never trust hairdressers.

- Girls must dress like baby prostitutes; that means you must not wear anything without a Band logo on it or made by that faggot guy from BMTH (DropDead, just so you all know). Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear are always idolised, along with Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A nice idea would be to tie them to some fluorescent string and wear them as a necklace. Skinny jeans are a must have, but only for guys, girls in any type of trousers are prohibited, it's all about the tutus and fluorescent tights with sparkly leg warmers and Converses signed by all your friends (but of course they never use their real names, just their scenekid names like EmmaXCore).

- Wear so much eyeliner (or Guyliner if your of the male species) so that it's almost touching your nose. Mascara is optionable, along with glitter, but they both make the Scene look more extreme.

- Pierce everything humanly possible. Doing it at home with a safety pin is preferred.

- Join every VanityXCore etc. band on Bebo. And make sure they have your photo as their display picture. This will only happen if you take it from a high angle and photoshop it 'till you look like a Barbie doll. Then just wait for all the comments..

"OMFG baybeeee yewr liek soo PHITT!! eye luff yewwwww ^-^ xXxXxXx <333333"

If you've grasped all this, then the only thing left to sort out is your 'taste' in music, but that isn't difficult. Anything about slitting your wrists or love that can never happened is acceptable. Along with nu-rave music.

OMFG i fucking lufffff oli sykes he is soo PHITT <33333 ^-^ xXxXXx tehehee

No dear, you're just scene.

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