Ur mom

She helps you but embarrass ya

Mom: Honey look it’s Mickey Mouse! Hi Mickey my daughter loves you
Daughter: Mommmmm!
Mom: but I’m you ur mom
Daughter: idc

November 12th

Tell your crush you like them day ;) or get your friend to do it for you

Me: I’m gonna tell my crush I like him
Friend: Why?
Me: it’s november 12th
Me: I like you!
Crush: ....