keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

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tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

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Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

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snickerdick

poop dick

shit on ones penis

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gunty

gunty-adj
ghetto, crappy, pathetic

"Man, your '85 Yugo is gunty!"

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food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

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Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

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