the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

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talking shit

The process of talking behind someone's back about them.

"She was talking shit about me at the party"

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momocrohn

A Momson who want to be a Crohnson

Josh E is a Momocrohn

Whore Supervisor

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

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sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

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sudeku

A really hot asian Beeeeyoootch.

Damn guys, check out that sudeku!

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young jeezy

A cold ass rapper, from you guessed it the ATL, he has cool flows and funny lyrics, in with boyz n da hood, but he's is tight solo

from Over here:

No need to brag, man these hoes love jeezy, they just love my swag, the way I do my thang, I'm just a young ghetto nigga with a big ass chain

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