tea time

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.

Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*

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small package

Tiny male genitals, usually found on those who commit rape and or hate crimes.

I was dissapointed with Reggie's penis, he really had a small package.

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crohnomom

A Crohnson who turned into a momson

Josh E is a Crohnomom

background props

also BGP; placing oneself in the background of another person's picture (could be stranger or a friend), usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer

Who is that guy getting his BGPs in all of my pictures?

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

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Flip a Bitch

Flipping a bitch is making an illeagal U-turn, usually done in the middle of a street or over a double line. Often times resulting in your passengers freaking out or shitting their pants.

"When she flipped the bitch I almost shit my pants"
"Just flip a bitch, there's no cops"

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