cockslave

a slave to the cock, could me male or female, preferrable male

Shut up you stupid cockslave.

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Kevo

Kevo, also known as Kevo Maximo, is a person who cannot add or subtract very well. He is attracted to children, and attracts the ugliest women. A Kevo Maximo will often be confused with someone who has just been hit on the head, because if you ask a Kevo how many fingers you are holding up, he will not know.

Hey look at that Kevo with all the ugly women around him

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L337

Internet speak that used to be funny in 1930.

People on TZ killed L337 sp33k.

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vagiiiina

some of them are hairy
some of them are bald
all of them are scary
and this is what they're called...

VAGIIIiIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!
VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!!!

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assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

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Vibraphone

see mullet- i mean mallets

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the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

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