1. Unipr0n is another name for 'uniporn' that translates into 'unicorn porn'. Used to describe people who get horny over drawings of naked unicorns.
2. A picture of a unicorn with a black censor bar over it's crotch and chest.
See also: pr0n
1. lolz dat unipr0n maks me uber hornee.
2. Look at my awesome unipr0n picture. Didn't I draw the censor bars perfectly?
what u say in responce to any question
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom
jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"
defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:
A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis
A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday
A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.
A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease
I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.