V card

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.

"I still hold the V card"

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g7

Fag, way cool armos call people gay on the low...g-yot ...g as in the letter g in english and yot as in the nummber seven in armenian...when u sound it it it giyot...meaning fag in armenian... G7 BRO!

Girl 1: Dude look at that parskahye...hes so hot but his jeans are really ass tight
Girl 2: gggggggg 7!!!!

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yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

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body shot

A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

After about 10 Coors Lights she was ready to do body shots.

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sudeku

A really hot asian Beeeeyoootch.

Damn guys, check out that sudeku!

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young jeezy

A cold ass rapper, from you guessed it the ATL, he has cool flows and funny lyrics, in with boyz n da hood, but he's is tight solo

from Over here:

No need to brag, man these hoes love jeezy, they just love my swag, the way I do my thang, I'm just a young ghetto nigga with a big ass chain

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RedMonkey

a person lacking any and all self-confedence who manafests pointless topics on internet message boards as a defence mechagnism to the disorder.

any redmonkey post/topic.

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