food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

2160👍 531👎

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

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crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

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wasp

w.a.s.p... we are scary posers.

Kurt cobain had a W.A.S.P sticker on some of his guitars.

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noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

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John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

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Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

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