Home Movies

The greatest show ever.

You need to watch Home Movies so it doesn't get canceled.

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keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

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tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

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Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

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banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

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Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

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splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!

matt got horny and splooged on himself!

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