1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered
2. The thing your dad is always on but he wonât get you one âbecause he doesnât want YOU to get addictedâ
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: â¦â¦.
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dadâ¦. DAD
Dad: wait who are you