Matt

Biggest fucktard you will ever meet, suck up to so many girls its ridiculous, A Matt is usually perverted as hell. He will stare at your siblings ass or tits with no fucks given. Often has a chode and usually has a forehead that resembles the great wall of china, receding hairline even though most of them are white Matt's tend to have some wack ass curly hair and wear cheap clothes and for some reason think they can get girls but everyone knows he just gets friend zoned. Overall sad lonely depressed losers that are too scared to live once in a while also poor in a sense of family and money. But you gotta love em

Girl : Look at that retarded kid
Girl 2 : Why the fuck is his head so huge
Girl : Hey, if you think about it he's probably just a Matt

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