Seth Redondo

The greatest fucking human being in the universe, possibly stronger than gigachad.

Person 1: Hey, your an average Seth Redondo!
Person 2: I know I’m just that awesome

Jo Mullholand

Your average run of the mill Mexican who plays call of duty and has your average blonde girlfriend who is very horny. Also plays call of duty with his cousin Seth Redondo and constantly says the N word.

Person 1: jesus it’s that Jo Mullholand guy
Person 2: oh damn your right, let’s ask him if he has a chode

Ayden Herbster

Strongest sentient human being in all of humanity, has huge cock.

Person 1: don’t mind my obesity, just your everyday ayden herbster
Person 2: wow you must be fit!