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A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good olâ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"
When a girl has sex with more than one person within 24 hours so their sperm mixes like a milkshake.
Doctor: "Who's the dad?"
Person: "I'm not sure. I had a Filthy Milkshake."
When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.
âMy wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Comboâ
A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.
Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"
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The art of nanning nans. Nobody really knows what it means.
Guy: You're an idiot!
Me: Shut up or I will nan your nan!