Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

Emily

Quite nice

If she’s ginger keep her
If not then bin her off
Most likely in a weird friend group
Likes really rude boys

Emily likes lu... bad guys

Duh