Monticello

Our village had about 4000 in 1960 but who knows now bc them dumb fucks didn’t update it but we have the G’s the wanna b G’s and the wierdos people get harassed and kicked and slapped a lot hear to because it’s filled with caelums and almost everyone is an asswipe. The sign that says welcome to Monticello should warn you that you may be mugged by a swarm of 7th graders. YAY MONTICELLO.

Person 1- what’s wrong with your voice Jamall... have you been in Monticello?

Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(