Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

Fuckboy Wannabe

A guy who dresses like a fuckboy and tries to act like one, yet he is just not cool enough or good enough to be one.

B: Omg I think I like yes! But he doesn’t like me back!
A: Are you serious? Your way too good for him!

B: But Yes is smart and everything

A: You’re just mesmerized, he’s a total fuckboy Wannabe