august

if you were born on this month your dad failed no nut november

person 1: you know ‘hake’ was born in ‘august’.
person 2: oof that means his dad failed no nut november

Snooter

Someone who pretends to be your friend so he can annoy you. He’ll leave you alone but when he feels like it he’ll go to annoy you and your friends.

John is a real Snooter. Yeah he Snoots on everyone.