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the ultimate comeback. everyone uses it. even me. it can be used manya ways. as in.
Wow your really ugly! (A)
Oh yea! your mamma! (B)
Can i burrow your notes? (A)
No way! (B)
Oh yea your mammas so dumb! she sits on the tv and watchs the couch!(B)
I hate you! (A)
Well your mammas so old, i told her to act her age, and she died!!! (B)
whoa, i just gave an example up there. ok. cool.
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A thing that a girl wears in the summer so she'll get all the hot guys. mostly really short dresses
wow! look at that pretty dress! i wanna date that girl!
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Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?
Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM
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Contrary to what many people who add 'definitions' here think, Opinion is not the same as Definition. Opinion is the usually biased twisting of facts based on someone's viewpoint. Definition is impartial fact.
Definition: "The USA is a powerful English-speaking country in North America. It's population is approximately 295 million."
Opinion: "The USA is a country full of ignorant, fat rich bastards who exploit poorer countries so that they can munch more burgers and get even fatter"
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"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.
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An excellent animated comedy based in an off-the-wall future world. Created by Matt Groening, the legendary creator of The Simpsons. Better than Family Guy, and DEFINITELY better than King Of The Hill.
"Today was a great day, because my Futurama Season 2 Box Set arrived in the post"
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this is a word for if you cant hear someone or you just dont understand them.
hey mike!
wat?
you dfljetijfgjfgjm
nadda coherrent man.
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