Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

Bethany

At face value, she seems happy. Look hard enough (thats what she said) and you will see that she is alright although, she does come with her bugs that must be fixed in a future software or hardware update. Overall, she is a good friend. Happy, loyal (to those she simps over) but unfortunately not trustworthy. (or is she??)

OMG have you heard about Bethany simping over REDACTED
Bethany is such a good friend