5 ucl

A phrase common used by Penaldo fans to explain why they think Penaldo is better than Messi. A common counter argument from Pessidogs for this is World Cup but then you find out both sides are quite dumb.

Pessidog: Haha Messi goat cuz he have world cup
Penaldo fan: B b but 5 ucl

Mickey Mouse trophy

A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.

Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.

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Bottleham Shitspur

A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.

Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.

Rapunzel on steroids

A nickname used to describe Viking tap in merchant Erling Paaland

Extracted from 442OONS: “You’re just Rapunzel on steroids! Rapunzel on steroids!”

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

Seven nil

A phrase commonly used by Salah fanboys to indicate that Liverpool in their opinion, are better than United, even though they’ve pulled an Arsenal every time they had a chance to win the league.

United fan: United are better all time than Liverpool
Salah fanboy: b but seven nil

Penningham

Penningham is a penalty merchant who plays for Real Madrid and can only score tap ins against tinpot teams

Penningham’s goal vs Berlin proves he is a penalty and tap in merchant