Provo all-star

Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.

Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star

returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?

rm2: nah, not being married is too easy

rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!

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