Mercury

Really fucking toxic

Hey, are you mercury, because you’re really fucking toxic

1👍 5👎

MegaPVP

Actually god with Minecraft PVP. Give your souls to him before he eats your virginity, because even if he’s mute, the ladies swoon.

Fan #1: “Hey man have you heard of MegaPVP”
Fan #2: “Yeah man, he is pretty cool, but I wouldn’t mess with him. He is a powerful man”

89👍 18👎

Unnut

Taking your semen and putting it back into your dong. Practical use if for no nut November.

Timmy: Hey what are you doing

Chris: Yo, I’m committing Unnut.

4👍 3👎