caloret

A Barberian way for Valencian people to understand the heat mostly over March.
Commonly overpassed by the fred del verano
It has it's maximum power when we're talking about the Caloret Faller

"el caloret del foc i la flama", meaning "im so fuckin drunk'n fat that i don't even know if i don't remember how many cassalla shots i took or if my oversized stomach unables me to even see those shots. Even though im taking this Louis Vuitton bags to fill them with alcoholic drinks"

Rita Barberá

a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.

Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.

Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.