Acnestis

The part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch

As the CEO was giving his presentation, Tony silently and casually pressed his back hard against his seat and moved from side to side as inconspicuously as he could, desperate for something to relieve his acnestis

Ewrope

When you are typing Europe(possibly) but you make a typo and it becomes Ewrope or You were typing Europe and decided to make it Ewrope on purpose.

I am from Ewrope

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*