Meff

If ye being called a meff your just a heavy scruff kid

Crackhead: giz a ciggy lad
Me: leg it ye meff I’ll take ye shins out

Heavy

Definition 1: Something isn’t good
Definition 2: something is good
Definition 3: someone is a hard kid
Definition 4: someone is soft

All depends on the term & tone it is used in

-Definition 1-
Person1: my mum died last night
Person2: heavy

-Definition 2-
Person1: have a look at tha fitty
Person2: wah she’s heavy her

Or

Person1: tha chippy was heavy
Person2: Init

-Definition 3-
Person1: imma wig tha James
Person2: nah he’s a heavy kid him

-Definition 4-
Person1: imma go have a bifter
Person2: heavy kid you smoking Richmond’s

2dogslaa

If a scouser says 2dogslaa with their phone in your face you’re being posted on a popular meme page n getting purely terrid by thousands of people

2dogslaa ye mar gets ye tea from the lobster pot

Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote