Queer-leading

The widespread fan observance of a fanon queer (relation)ship as part of an accepted body of work in a piece of media due to an a priori assumption that the characters within the fanon (relation)ship are or will be confirmed queer and circular argumentation where the inevitability/conclusion of the (relation)ship is assumed as true, often to convince or mislead a non-viewing audience that the show includes and delivers on queer representation.

Queer-leading is done in place of providing or supporting actualized queer representation in media and often leads to the phenomenon where individuals begin engaging with a piece of media expecting queer representation and then get disappointed when media that never promised queer representation fails to deliver on that representation.

Person 1: "I can't believe ABC's 9-1-1 keeps queerbaiting us! How can it give us bi-Buck, but not canon buddie?"
Person 2: "Girl, that's not queerbaiting; it's queer-leading. 9-1-1 and ABC never promised canon buddie; fans on Twitter just misled you into thinking it was endgame."

monstruize

transitive verb:

1.) refers to the process of monster-making or the result of monster-making; the act of changing something into a monster.

2.) to portray a person with monster-like qualities, often as a way to degrade them or strip them of human qualities.

3.) an aspect of dehumanization.

From Latin “monstrum,” meaning monstrosity, oddity, or eyesore and Latin “-ize,” meaning to become or to subject to a specific action. Variations include monstruized, monstruizing, or monstruizes.

Dehumanizing conspiracies revolving around reptile-people are often used to monstruize the marginalized. By portraying the marginalized as reptilian, the hegemonic class strips them of human-ness by making them into monsters.

Pit Pig

A man with an armpit fetish who enjoys sniffing and/or licking other men’s armpits because the masculine musk and tangy sweat turns him on.

A: “At first the armpit thing was a joke, but I think I might really be a Pit Pig. I want to taste that man’s sweat.”
B: “Eugh, you actually like sticking your nose in a guy’s pit and smelling that man musk?”
A: “Only when he’s hairy.”

Astrogliding

Verb
1. the act of a company suckering a person or group into doing free advertising for them by pretending to care about that person or group’s community or cause.
2. The act of a person or group deluding themselves into thinking a company cares about their cause.
3. the act of a company sliding it’s way into literally every corner of our lives through invasive and pervasive advertising.
4. the act of a company trying to be relatable or quirky to sell their products.

1.) OFMD fans got astroglided; they’re putting product placements and lube commercials in their shitty slave-owner fan cams!
2.) Every Pride, we queers astroglide ourselves with Budweiser. Their shitty rainbow cans don’t care about our rights.
3.) Did you see the way Chevy astroglided its way into the Barbie Movie? Dunno what I expected from a 2-hour Mattel commercial.
4.) I’m so tired of Duolingo astrogliding all over TikTok.