Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”

Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.

Frenology

The study of ferns and all things fren related.

Frenologist - one who studies frees and fren memes.

Pepe: Hey, have you ever heard of Frenology? I’ve been trying to brush up on my fren memes to meet new people.
Smecker: You know, I’m something of a Frenoogist myself.