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20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass

Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 22, 2024


Bitch ass nigga

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them

Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass

Me: okay dude

Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you

Me: *pinches him*

Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch

Me: what a bitch ass nigga

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 3, 2024


Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?

Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024


Pornhub

A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self

I watched pornhub and jerked off last night

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 22, 2024


Hot cheeto girl

A girl who always acts ghetto all the fucking time munching an any god damn hot chips there is in existence like ongod , and even if you were to look at her she will be all pissy and bitchy for no god damn reason like gfy

Did you ask for an example? Here ya go

Student: *looks at the girl*

The girl: what you lookin' at bitch?

Student: what did I do?

The girl: everything, you got me in trouble, got my chips token away, every single thing JUST STOP IT OH MY GAWD *starts whining to her friends*

The student: i didn't do anything to you, never even once, dumb bitch... you belong in the streets, stupid hot cheeto girl

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 22, 2024