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Bert Han

Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.

Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"

by YourRightNut September 5, 2022


blake sweeney

blake sweeney or more commonly referred to as Finn Lewis. Blake is A team material because of his recently acquired best and fairest medal for basketball, while averaging 2 points per game. Blake possesses a yee yee ass haircut while still being the "coolest kid in the grade." He claims that he pulls a lot of bitches but we all know that this is CAP.

Person 1: blake sweeney is so cool
Person 2: yea i dont know how he goes it with that yee yee ass haircut
Person 1: yea i also heard that he pulls a lot of bitches
Person 2: yea he was just lying we all know he doesn't

by YourRightNut November 21, 2022