pie

(p-ai)

A lie.

Fat kid: Dood, I'm hungry, I want piee.

Father: No, Son, you don't. The pie is a lie; it lures you in, unitl you can smell it's wonderful fumes, and then it gets you to eat it. Once it's inside your stomach, it will come to life and asume it's true form and slowly eat you alive.

Fat kid: D:

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